FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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