I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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