I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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