I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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