it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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