I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The best revenge is premature balding
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Randomize
