Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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