I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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