Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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