the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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