listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
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