Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
