I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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