I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
