I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
