How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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