Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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