have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think my vagina is haunted
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I want her autograph on my taint
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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