ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Blow job season was short but glorious.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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