C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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