Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Already got asked if we're dating
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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