Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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