i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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