sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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