You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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