Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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