Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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