Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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