Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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