Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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