brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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