There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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