I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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