These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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