there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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