Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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