Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
