everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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