and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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