i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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