Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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