so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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