dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
