While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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