the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
