Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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