Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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