Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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