ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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