we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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