i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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