Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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